InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanThe Perfect Crime 2: The Cover-UpGrizz committed his next crime on a quiet, typical Saturday.Sep 30, 20203Sep 30, 20203
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanThe Sommelier SaboteurRevenge is a dish best quaffed coldJun 27, 20226Jun 27, 20226
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanMy Dog Wrote a MusicalA sample of the hit songs and the controversy on everyone’s mind.Dec 8, 20207Dec 8, 20207
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanMy Exotic Performing TurkeyHe does not perform mere tricks but unbelievable feats.Sep 24, 2020Sep 24, 2020
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanMy Dog Took Over My BedI am writing this from a dog bed, that’s where I sleep now.Aug 31, 20204Aug 31, 20204
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanDating Advice From Your DogTake your dog’s advice, and you will be off the market in no time.Aug 19, 2020Aug 19, 2020
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanDear Philosophy CuratorLet me ask you a few questions, just as Socrates might.Aug 21, 2020Aug 21, 2020
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanReach Your GoalsA back to school song parody of Irreplaceable by BeyoncéAug 27, 2020Aug 27, 2020
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanFlorida Man Tries to Kill 750 Million Mutant MosquitoesEarnest “Everglade” Elbert was arrested on Monday after he broke into a turtle sanctuary located in the Florida Keys.Sep 1, 2020Sep 1, 2020
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanThe Impatient PatientMy patients always test my patience.Sep 6, 20202Sep 6, 20202
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanMission ImbocceballA mostly true bocce ball story that will tear at your heart-strings.Sep 12, 20201Sep 12, 20201
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanBeware the Transition from Virtual to In-Person TeachingMr. Calvert’s ability to mute students had inflated his ego astronomically.Sep 19, 20202Sep 19, 20202
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanThe Greatest Debate in American HistoryEighty-four million Americans tuned in as the Tin Man took on the Scarecrow in a debate for the Presidency of the United States.Oct 3, 20202Oct 3, 20202
InMuddyUmbySamuel SullivanThe Orange-Haired Boy Who Cried Wolf“The wolf is on the far, far left. You must see it!”Dec 12, 20205Dec 12, 20205
